IC:
1.) What's your name?
ShinJa: ShinJa.
Uzukak: Uzukak.
Killer: Killer.

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
ShinJa: Because I'm fing AMAZING.
Uzukak: Because I'm an asshole.
Killer: Because I kill people.

3.) Are you single or taken?
ShinJa: I have like a billion girlfriends because I'm so amazing.
Uzukak: I love Hidan, but he's wayyyy too cool and not gay for me. And no girl would go out with my ugliness. -sigh-
Killer: Single.

4) Have any abilities or powers?
ShinJa: Yeah!! I have all the powers in the world!!
Uzukak: I can make gross pink tentacle-crap-things come out of my arms and punch people.
Killer: I can kill people.

5.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
ShinJa: What a rude question!! I'm not a Mary Sue!
Uzukak: LUL if I was a Mary Sue I wouldn't be so goddam ugly!
Killer: ...-kills you-

6.) If you fought a wrestler who would win?
ShinJa: I would, of course.
Uzukak: Me. Or probably the wrestler.
Killer: I would kill him, so me.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
ShinJa: All my followers!! Because I have them!
Uzukak: No I'm such an asshole I probably like killed or left my family or something but I wish Hidan was!
Killer: I killed them all.

8.) Oh? How about pets?
ShinJa: -laugh- Cool ones!
Uzukak: I have... a white fluffy gay-ass bunny that I sleep with.
Killer: I used to have a badass boar, but something killed it. (It wasn't me.)

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
ShinJa: There's nothing not to like!
Uzukak: Everything. I'm a fing greedy asshole atheist.
Killer: ...I don't think I kill enough people.

10.) Something that you do like?
ShinJa: Everything! Because it's all awesome!
Uzukak: Ummmmmm. I don't know. Nothing. My life is pointless.
Killer: I kill a lot of people.

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
ShinJa: I like to get more followers and be awesome!
Uzukak: I like to be an asshole to Hidan, who I secretly have a gay-ass crush on!
Killer: I like to kill people.

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
ShinJa: Yep!
Uzukak: Yeah I have.
Killer: Of course.

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
ShinJa: Yep!
Uzukak: Yeah I have.
Killer: Of course.

14.)What kind of animal are you?
ShinJa: The most badass animal in the world!
Uzukak: Probably a gay one, like a fluffy white bunny or something.
Killer: A tiger.

15.)Name your worst habits.
ShinJa: I have no bad habits!
Uzukak: I'm greedy, an asshole, I snore, -5 hours later-...and I can't bring myself to tell Hidan my feelings for him because I know he'd reject me.
Killer: I sometimes take too long in the bathroom, 'cause I'm in there killing people.

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
ShinJa: Nope!
Uzukak: Hidan! He's so much cooler than me!
Killer: Jashin.

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
ShinJa: Straight of course!
Uzukak: Totally gay! I wear rainbow pajamas!
Killer: Asexual.

18.)Do you go to school?
ShinJa: Nope! I know everything!
Uzukak: LUL I'm like an old man you whippersnappers so no! And I didn't when I was young either.
Killer: I went to that ninja school were you kill people as training.

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
ShinJa: No! I'm too cool for everyone in the world!
Uzukak: Yes, with Hidan. But he rejects me all the time because he's too manly and not gay for me.
Killer: I'd probably kill my wife and kids if I did anyway.

20.)Do you have any fan-girls/fan-boys?
ShinJa: Yeah! At least a million!
Uzukak: No, sadly. I'm too ugly and assholish.
Killer: I'd kill them if I did.

21.)What are you most afraid of?
ShinJa: Nothing!!
Uzukak: Hidan dying. It's a good thing he's immortal.
Killer: ...if I lost my arms. If I lost my arms, I couldn't hold my axes and kill people. That would be terrifying!

22.)What color is your hair?
ShinJa: Black! Or red!
Uzukak: The color of poo.
Killer: Black.

23.) Eyes?
ShinJa: Black! Or red!
Uzukak: Green and red. But not like, a pretty, Christmasy green and red. An ugly kind.
Killer: Red.

24.) What do you usually wear?
ShinJa: An invisibility cloak!
Uzukak: The Akatsuki cloak and a mask. (( See, my OC Uzukak's an Akatsuki member, too. Shut the hell up, no he's not a mary sue. >C ))
Killer: Ripped undershirts and ripped jean shorts.

25.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
ShinJa: Yes!
Uzukak: I couldn't care less.
Killer: Yes, I've gone too long without killing anyone.

26.) Well, it's still not over.
ShinJa: That was a completely pointless waste of two questions!
Uzukak: =3=
Killer: -puts axes down sadly-

27.) Anyways, where do you live?
ShinJa: Everywhere! I'm omnipresent!
Uzukak: In the Akatsuki base.
Killer: In a warehouse in Yugakure.

28.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
ShinJa: Like, god class!
Uzukak: Really low class.
Killer: Middle class.

29.) How many friends do you have?
ShinJa: I don't need friends when I have followers! But Hidan's my friend!
Uzukak: None, but I wish Hidan was my friend. I keep bugging him and he tells me to go F off. :C
Killer: None, I killed them all.

31.) If you would change anything about you, what would you change?
ShinJa: Nothing!
Uzukak: I wouldn't be such a greedy asshole.
Killer: ...I'd want the ability to make ribs fall out of the sky.

32.)What is your thought on pie?
everyone: What's pie?

33.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
ShinJa: Spare ribs! My least favorite is vegetables.
Uzukak: Liver and old people crap. And vegetables. I looooveeee vegetables.
Killer: Ribs. Human ribs.

35.) Favorite drink?
ShinJa: Soda!
Uzukak: Tea. Gross tea. Or gross coffee.
Killer: Blood.

36.) What is your favorite place?
ShinJa: Hmm... anywhere people are hurting themselves!
Uzukak: Near Hidan <3
Killer: In a park at night, when it's pitch black and few are out, but the ones that are have let down they're guard, and you're hiding in the bushes and...

37.) Least favorite?
ShinJa: Anywhere Shikamaru is! Or Hidan's partner, Kakuzu! I hate them!
Uzukak: Every cool place ever.
Killer: A children's nursery. :C

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
ShinJa: This is a pointless question.
Uzukak: =3=
Killer: Yes.

39.) Well, it's over.
ShinJa: -poofs away-
Uzukak: -goes to be assholish to people-
Killer: -kills you-